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Sabrina: good morning

me: why are u awake
are you still partying

Sabrina: i have been awake since 530
no, i accidentally fell asleep at like 830
and somehow i never heard my phone ring 45 thousand times
but when my first alarm clock went off at 530
i was up

me: ah thats sad
i get angry when i miss things

Sabrina: eh
i am still not drinking this month
so i am not all that sad

me: ok

Sabrina: cause when i go out, i have like two drinks then i am done

me: good for you

Sabrina: this could last into february
and by then i’d probably be as thin as i like to be

me: i cant wait to buy skinny clothes
or wear the skinny clothes i have and just look skinnier in them
ha

Sabrina: hahahaha
i am doing the same shit
my skinny clothes all fit, i can get them on now
but now i want them to be loose
so i might do this into february

me: i want it to look like i am wearing a tent

Sabrina: hahaha
yes

me: droopy baggy sleeves like i am shrinking
like the old people in big top pee wee when pee wee feeds them his magic hot dogs and they turn into kids and go to the circus the end

Sabrina: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
that is my goal.
ok, on that note. i am going to the gym. i’ll bother you later when i am hopefully thinner.

me: good


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