this is a very special period i am having, fil made me paranoid that i was pregnant everyday since christmas i have been thinking oh great i am probably carrying a four month fetal alcoholic what looks like the thing that busts out of that dude in total recall. remember christmas nite i was up til 6 or 7am with the chills in pain thinking i have food poisoning and fil is like maybe you are pregnant, super wrong thing to say to me genius, i knew it was nausea from eating the entire skin-casing of a turkey and a million drinks from xmas eve carry-over, but no, fil just had to project his paranoia onto me at 4 in the morning when i am steeped over in pain. so in nyc i thought i was pregnant the whole time, turns out i am just fat. ha. phew.

i haven’t had cramps this bad before in awhile though so maybe it is a mini-miscarriage or something. girls get them all the time we just never tell our boyfriends hey guess what look at the clot that came out of me WE MADE THAT!

ahha whoops sorry.

that’s the period joke i should have said at fil’s birthday dinner when he said he liked bloody meat i will save it up for next year. i don’t think it is fair that guys can talk about their bowel movements and brag them off and even trick you into looking at them but girls aren’t allowed to show our menstrual masterpieces, i think guys should be forced to peep at least one per 1/4 year, i mean, they don’t have to deal with painful ovaries and suicidal crazylor rage out of control emotions.

sorry for being all feminist. yesterday i watched on youtube that acceptance speech the ugly betty girl gave and it turned me into an ugly blob of crying, if you are riding the red wave do not watch it.