Ryan: did you blog anything funny
what’s a blood empire
me: my period
haha
Ryan: i like gash station better
clamshell snapper
me: me too i will change to that title
i invented gash station
Ryan: well where else would you have heard it
me: i made it up
i heard it from me
Ryan: i believe you
i invented “idiotstick” or at least i think i did
me: ok
good
Ryan: and also a type of ice fort whose floor stays unslippery and the roof doesn’t melt on it because of my invention
also i invented an annual party called plasterfest
what else did you invent this is a contest
me: lonerisms
to which urban dictionary turned down
i am about to invent a bowel movement
