XMAS PRESENT
Yo Raymi
my ex bf has a mega crush on you
for part of my xmas present to him I would love it if u could email him to holler and throw some prraaaps. He’d probably blow his load.
his names Andy, his email is **************
If u could do this that would be rad!
Pce
Laura
hi andy
someone told me to merry xmas you so i am writing hello
it’s good timing cos i am in the middle of an emo moment right now and i have zero friends but yet i am ruler of the internet
sigh
ok i have friends but they are all too busy for me tonite
right now i am eating a single serving thai kitchen noodle soup thing
i only eat once a day
anyway it will likely not be enough base for all the booze i plan to drink tonite
fil is going to a leafs game i gave up my ticket a month ago to him in order to get him to stay out an extra hour with me
in hindsight it was not worth it cos he complained the whole time and buzzkilled me by pointing out the time every four minutes
so after my soup i will play guitar hero 2 then blowdry my hair and put on make-up fix myself a vodka coke play more guitar hero
then go buy some wine or go to a nothing bar and drunk text my friends
very glamorous
this is the longest email i have written in a long time you should sell it on ebay
see ya
raymi lauren
