did i ever blog about the time i rode an ambulance to the hospital with my two roommates during the norwalk virus outbreak in toronto and i was still high from ecstasy the nite before and so i had to sit in the emergency room for multiple hours on no sleep and sketchy and she was on a gurney moaning and yelling in pain and people kept coming in with blood all over them and screaming and then two days later i got the norwalk virus and then lucas got it too?
i don’t know how i was able to do all that ER waiting without puking.
then i got everyone at work sick with it too.
TORONTO RULES!
fil doesn’t believe me that any of this ever happened and everytime we talk about it i lose my fucking mind he thinks that somehow i got some *other* flu virus that must have also been sweeping the city at the time.
sure fil, you’re right cos YOU were there and i imagined all of it. you can even go into my archives and read about it.
anyway that was some scary painful shit it was like please i want to die. nurses and doctors were prescribing tylenol 3s like mad.
this article just reminded me that i am never shaking hands with anyone ever again.
