so i won everybody I WON and now as your fearless leader and president of the girls with long hair club i will um i will uh, carry on like before, except skinnier yes that’s right i vow to be skinnier and funnier and hotter and 50% more shallow and offensive and catty oh when it is time appropriate of course.

for example last nite during dinner at fil’s mom’s i made a period joke when fil was having roast seconds and it was mentioned that he likes his meat bloody and i piped up OH I GUESS I SHOULD MAKE A PERIOD JOKE and that was the joke. another time during sunday dinner fil was going through my purse for something and being all ginger about it and someone made a guys-going-through-girl’s-purses line and i said WELL IT’S NOT LIKE THERE IS A FETUS IN THERE OR ANYTHING.

in case you forgot or are new, this blog is about THINGS THAT I SAID IN REAL LIFE BEFORE TODAY and it is awesome.

this blog is also about IRRATIONAL THOUGHTS OF THE BOOGIEMAN as well as MY BOWEL MOVEMENTS and OLDSCHOOL TELEVISION SHOWS AIRED SOLELY ON THE CHRISTIAN NETWORK.

it’s funny, fil and i couldn’t be further from christianity but we like to get geared up for friday drunkenings by watching some good ole wholesome shit it’s comforting and this is where some psycho-babbler says THAT IS YOUR INNER DEMONS CALLING OUT.

fil was on his first glass of fancy wine friday nite and the simpsons were on and in the episode they were also drinking fancy wine and i called out to fil from the bedroom DO YOU LIKE THAT YOU ARE DRINKING RED WINE AND THE SIMPSONS ARE TOO IS IT LIKE YOU ARE HAVING A LITTLE PARTY RIGHT NOW?

fil said yes.

seriously i just don’t know why the lcbo hasn’t sponsored me yet.