here is my last mission statement:
I SHOULD BE FIRST PLACE FOR BEST DIARIST BECAUSE I AM THE MOST INTERESTING PERSON ON THE INTERNET AND HAVE BEEN FOR A VERY LONG TIME AND I AM VERY VERY EXTREMELY REALLY REALLY GOOD LOOKING AND I DESERVE AN AWARD FOR SITTING ON MY FUCKING ASS EVERY FUCKING DAY AND WRITING ABOUT MY EXOTIC LIFE AND EVEN VISITTING YOUR BLOGS AND ARGUING WITH YOUR READERS AND EVEN WHEN I WENT CRAZY FROM POST TRAUMATIC STRESS IN 2003 AND SLOWED MY BLOGGING DOWN QUITE A BIT I OVERCAME IT AND MADE A FIERCE COMEBACK AND PUBLISHED TWO BOOKS AND SOON WILL HAVE A THIRD OUT.
I AM THE #1 BEST CANADIAN BLOG, #1 BEST CANADIAN HUMOUR BLOG, AND #1 BEST PERSONAL CANADIAN BLOG.
NO NOT NUMBER 3 NOT NUMBER ELEVEN, BUT, NUMBER FUCKING 1.
and i would just like to congratulate myself in advance for fuckin’ rocking best INTERNATIONAL diarist i wasn’t sure it would/could happen but it seems to be so at this point HAHAHA.
TO WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS AND MAY THE NEVER MEET CHEERS SUCKAS!
ps vote for me more again etc up til midnite thank you.
