here are some things that people say that make me want to shove them down some stairs:
1. when there is something in my eye and i am poking at it to alleviate the pain or get it out of there i say THERE IS SOMETHING IN MY EYE and then some douchefuck says YEAH, IT’S YOUR FINGER.
duuuuuuude, wrong. thing. to. say.
i am in obvious discomfort and then you have the nerve to say the gayest most time-wasting thing EVER to me and you’re trying to be funny about it too even? nice going, FRIENDSHIP FUCKING FINISHED stick that in your eye.
2. when i ask fil to take my boots off (of me) he says BUT I’M NOT WEARING YOUR BOOTS and this happens almost every nite so i am forced to re-word my request and then i flub it up please take the boots i am wearing off of me but this is too wordy to say when you are wasted and tired omg i hate fil sometimes.
i can’t remember the other things at the moment but i of course will let you know as they come back to me.
