DOES MY FACE LOOK LIKE THE MASK GUY FROM V FOR VENDETTA IN THIS PICTURE YES OR NO

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last nite i buckled, or rather, fil did, and he opened two presents, party ’til you puke and the indiana jones dvds. we played party ’til you puke for all of 5 minutes and went through 2 beers each, fuck that, my stomache was killing so that’s how i got him to open the dvds and we watched them all. the majorty of the squares you land on say YOU SPILLED AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF SCOTCH HAVE A DRINK and i said WHAT IS THIS A chad game??! it pretty much is. you can get it from urban outfitters for 16 bucks.

there’s one part in raiders of the lost ark near the end, a bug lands on belloq’s chin and scurries up to his mouth and goes inside his fucking mouth and he keeps on acting, that shit was totally NOT in the script. if you have this movie go to the scene where they are marching the ark of the covenant to where they do that priesty king solomon shit and it’s the part when indiana has that RPG over his shoulder and threatens to blow up the covenant SO during all that back and forth banter that bug on balloq’s chin thing happens.

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i did not appreciate the campiness of the temple of doom and that female interest was pretty obnoxious and talked a lot, not unlike myself thank god for that little goonies kid who somehow is miraculously capable of kicking 300 lb dudes and send them off to their doom um no offense kid, you are about the size of a grasshopper, JUST saying.

i pretty much passed out during the last crusade so i will have to tell you my generous opinions later on.

whilst watching the movies i asked fil infinity questions and he ignored all of them. my memory of the series is pretty bad though i was unable to just sit there and act like i was seeing them for the first time cos there were too many little deja vu moments anyway i got really bitter at fil and made him feel mean. i win.