me: dear phil: IF YOU DO NOT LEAVE WORK SOON I WILL BE FORCED TO REARRANGE YOUR SOCKS WITH THE DAYS OF THE WEEKS WRITTEN ON THEM SO THAT MONDAY IS PAIRED WITH THURSDAY, WEDNESDAY WITH FRIDAY, SATURDAY WITH SUNDAY, AND SO ON.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED,
sincerely, John Stamos
Phil: AIIIIEEEEEEE
truly, michelle tanner
me: I DO NOT FUCK AROUND
