me: i found a video of your mom
merkley???: dude thats old
me: DUDE I KNOW
holy crap
merkley???: but still totally unbelieveable
me: yes
i saw it 7 years ago
merkley???: i saw it in the sixties
me: it didnt exist then
merkley???: you didnt
me: AH
merkley???: BURN
me: you didnt either
merkley???: born in 67
summer of love
me: OLDNESS CALLED
THEY SAID CLOSE THE WINDOW
merkley???: diapers called, they said you smell like poop
me: dude newsflash, people who say poop are tragically unhip
that word makes me cringe
it’s a dealbreaker
merkley???: nice knowin ya
people who get hung up on one word are HO
MO
me: you coulda said pooh even
but NOOOOOOOOOO
merkley???: i bet you do paris hilton tilt when you look in the mirror
me: !!!!!
fighting words
me: at least i dont make my personality revolve around a question mark
Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
