one heart attack with cheese, please.
me: ooh i forgot i had those chips
delicious
Phil: lucky
i want two ultimate burgers right now please
me: haha
Phil: look im trying to be nice and calm, just give me two nice juicy cheesy ultimate burgers please RIGHT FUCKING NOW
me: do u want me to fedex them
Phil: THATS NOT FAST ENOUGH STOP BEING A FUCKING PUSSY AND GO PICK THEM UP AND THEN BRING THEM TO ME IN A FUCKING TAXI BEFORE I KILL EVRYONE I SEE
me: WOAH
AHAHHAHAHAHHAa
Phil: wow ok sorry i lost my cool
should i go to burger king and have a breakdown?
and sit there surrounded by quad-stackers crying and eating
tempting, i know…
me: i think you might have to
