I WANT TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF RIGHT NOW COS I JUST SPENT A SOLID TEN MINUTES WRITING A TERRIFICALLY GLOATY ENTRY ABOUT HOW I WON EVERY CATEGORY I WAS NOMINATED IN FOR THE 2006 CANADIAN BLOG AWARDS but then i highlighted and hit PASTE instead of COPY which i always do in case blogger conks out.

anyway i beat everyone, i beat out tallnlucky for best blog and i hope she will still like me and i beat out rick mercer for best humour blog whom i am certain would destroy me fully had he mentioned this blog awards thing at least once HOWEVER i saw him doing some political bullshit on the tv the other day (the tv, how white trash does that sound I LOVE YOU THE WORD THE) and i screamed NOW THAT IS WHY YOU ARE LOSING TO ME YOU PAUPER, YOU SPEND ALL YOUR TIME ON TV NOT ON THE INTERNET HOW DARE YOU EVEN RUN AGAINST ME.

i also swept the fucking floor for best personal blog holy shit 6 years everyone is a mongoloid triple stamped and double stamped it for even thinking they had a chance to take that title from me, no offense you are all boring and yes this is the drink talking this is why i don’t blog past 8pm.

hurray i get to not NOT blog tomorrow and once i come up with an idear for a blog contest i will let you know for the signed copy of marketable depression and i know i said this last year and the contest was for someone to come up with the best business card design for me and they were all garbage, sorry, i take the blame for it cos i failed to clarify that i wanted something professional looking not something out of toy story.

anyway you will have to wait for the book til i get back from new york city, i plan to bring it with me to show at customs for when they ask what i do to assuage my travelling anxieties i figure it’ll help seeing as the first sentence states I AM FUCKING CRAZY AND I DRINK A LOT AND I WISH I WERE DEAD ALL THE TIME…

brilliant.

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