oh right! now i remember what i was thinking about when i couldn’t sleep.
i was thinking of all the witty things i would say as a guest on david letterman, shit about how we’re finally getting over the “safety generation” but unfortunately we are now the generation that knows way too much about itself like blabbity blah i am bipolar/ADHD/body dysmorphic/post modern modern…fuck off what happened to THAT’S A BOY HE PLAYS WITH TRUCKS and THAT’S A GIRL SHE GOES TO THE MALL?
my skin was very dewy and david letterman nodded in agreement to everything i said and was like can you be my new drew barrymore?
