because i wrote an article about pussy farting ever since i receive emails DAILY along the lines of this:
Hello. I just read your article on “pussy farts” – and I have to tell you… my wife does that when she is really cumming hard – and it is awesome. It happens when I am on top – alternating big, long thrusts with grinding moves. When is starting to cum, she’ll press against me very hard and push out her pussy – then when the queef happens she is really into her orgasm – and the air I feel around my cock is pretty neat. I love it when she queefs because I know she is feeling great! Thanks for writing about this!
dear everyone: I DON’T FUCKING CARE IF YOU CAN MAKE YOUR WIFE QUEEF DO YOU WANT ME TO CLAP YOU ON THE BACK OR RETRACT MY PIECE AND ADD IN YOUR DISGUSTING DETAILS?! FUCK OFF.