me:

oh man the maintenance guy is gonna buzz here next
im wicked nervous
like wicked

Chad:

uh oh
think he’s a nutbar?

me:

no just old
people dont realise how much of a recluse i really am

Chad:

same here… I have a car… and I use it maybe twice a week I have more miles on my computer chair

me:

i just get pre-nervous about having to talk to people
and ive been starving all day but since this guy hit our floor my appetite, totally gone

Chad:

adrenaline
your fear of humans overpowers hunger
Maslows hierarchy of needs

me:

theyre in here now
totally
its the super and his wife
and shes talking about cats
cos they saw cid
im trying to be chatty but also totally ignoring them
they want to talk about cats
i know theyre thinking im a total snob

Chad:

haha

me:

cos all the other neighbors are chattier but me and fil avoid people like crazy
its the same woman who does our laundry too folds it

Chad:

wow…
such an invasion!

me:

yeh

Chad:

you must feel like a zoo animal…

me:

she is just a mom type

Chad:

zoo keepers coming in to clean up the feces

me:

im trying to make it look like i am doing important work

Chad: haha

me:

the dude keeps banging his head

Chad:

maybe he likes Iron Maiden

me:

HAHAA
phew theyre gone
the lady was calling me dear
im wearing this boobs are hanging out type shirt

Chad:

the best kind…

me:

she wanted to hug cid and stuff but i was like uh he is crazy and i mean it
i think it offended them
whatever if they want their face scratched up then ok

Chad:

yeah, no skin off your back… just off their face

me:

aha
now it’s back to being alone again with cid

sigh
aha