AND NOW FOR SOMETHING ANNOYING

last nite outside the loose moose, we were there cos we went to a jays game anyway outside smoking and this complete douche of a university guy who thinks he is a really funny badass cos likely in his circle of loser friends he probably hears that he is SO FUNNY a lot anyway he is standing with a carlsberg pint glass on the sidewalk that was full and he is bragging to us that he just ran out on a 300 dollar tab from jack astor’s. !!! surely he was expecting a HEY WAIT TO GO FIGHT THE POWER from us but all i said was WELL THAT IS VERY DISRESPECTFUL and he’s all yeah well that’s what i do and then he starts talking about afghanistan and how he just signed up what are the odds anyway the only redeaming thing he did was share his beer with this homeless woman as we were walking away.

the more i think of this the angrier i get, i wish i took the beer and poured it on the sidewalk and said well since you didn’t pay for it it’s just as much mine as it is yours and then i would have walked the glass to the patio and screamed that some drunk asshole who ditched his bill is standing right over here, but i didn’t so i am a loser.