sorry everyone but the term “live blogging” just means that you are a bigger nerd than when you aren’t live blogging? so basically i am “live blogging” right now cos i am typing in real time but when i hit publish it’s no longer live?
this is what live blogging is:
11:59am – i farted
12:02 – i think that was more than a fart
12:11 – zzzzzz
anyway
yeah
find a new term cos it’s pretty embarrassing
LIVE FROM MY BLOG IT’S 2:32!!!!!!! YESTERDAY WASN’T LIVE BUT TODAY? TOOOTALLY LIVE!
YESTERDAY I WENT AWAY FROM BLOGGING FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES. TODAY? NOT GONNA FUCKING HAPPEN GANG!
GUESS WHAT OBESE READERS!? NOW YOU DON’T HAVE TO TURN YOUR HEAD TO WATCH THE VMAs ON YOUR TELEVISION COS I AM WATCHING THEM FOR YOU AND WRITING DOWN ALL OF MY THOUGHTS!
etc and so on
