we rented the benchwarmers last nite and it is good because i posess just about every annoying retarded habit of every loser in that movie. there’s a lot of cameos in it and one guy is an agorophobe (me) and lives in a closet and when he finally attempts to venture outside he looks up at the sun and hallucinates that it is pulsing bigger than it actually is so he screams and runs inside. there’s a hell of over the head’s of kids references in it but i guess your ten year old could watch it with you. in the special features on the dvd the entire cast is interviewed and asked if they were bullied in school and zero of them own up to it they just say like OH I WAS THE KID WHO WAS FRIENDS WITH EVERYBODY.

they get the ringer on the other team who is puerto rican, wasted on tequila and beer and i kept wondering if that was stereotypically racist or not, well i know it’s stereotypical but anyway it’s funny i guess cos craig kilborn offers him up to tim meadows and puerto rican dude is drinking a beer and tim is like UH HE IS WAY TOO OLD and craig is like no he’s not and the puerto guy says I AM 12 and passes him a piece of paper with I AM 12 written on it in green crayon and a picture of him without a goatee ahahahahahaha. then his little girl daughter comes out of the bushes and he yells at her in spanish and tim meadows is like YOU HAVE A KID!?!

i have to imdb that tall skinny guy from roadtrip now cos there’s a boy in benchwarmers who looks like he could be his brother.

ooh search quest exploration of the internet’s mystery time!

**UPDATE – i was wrong.