ok so the first wedding we are going to is very important because it’s the wedding of that chick who called me a try-hard the first day we met and she is marrying one of fil’s childhood chums and he is in the wedding party and i don’t even get to sit with him anyway she calls me a try-hard basically the first day we met and when i asked if i was invited to the stag she said ARE YOU GOING TO BE THE STRIPPER in front of fil’s friend’s parents and grandparents during the 5 course meal that SHE was preparing for us all now i’m not an expert in the WHO IS A REAL TRY-HARD department oh wait YES I AM.

anyway YOU FUCK WITH ME AND I WILL SHOW UP TO YOUR OUTDOOR WEDDING IN A DRESS THAT LOOKS ALMOST WHITE AND JET BLACK HAIR AND THE HIGHEST FUCKING HEELS IN THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTIME YOU OR ANYONE ELSE LOOKS AT ME FLUFFY PINK HAPPINESS CLOUDS PART THE BEAUTIFUL BLUE SKIES AND ALL THE LITTLE ANIMALS OF THE FOREST REST ON MY SHOULDERS AND SNOW WHITE AND CINDERELLA TAKE ME AWAY IN A CARE BEAR CAR ETC AND SO ON AND YOU WILL CRY YOUR HEAD OFF.

congratulations.

wow i guess i just can’t let this go.

it’s not even that i can’t let her comments go, this chick just straight-up SUCKS, we saw her about a month ago and yep STILL SUCKS. she tried to make convo with me and i gave her cold shoulder all weekend long because THAT’S WHAT AWESOME PEOPLE DO.