look how fucking earnest i look. (insert whisper british accent) NO SIR I DON’T KNOW WHO ATE THE LAST PUDDING I SWEAR.
anyway the next time the super’s wife is vacuuming in the hall and my studies are disturbed i will go open the door, step aside, nod like i don’t speak english and swoop my arm and direct her into the room to continue vacuuming our apartment like it is not at all out of the ordinary i am losing my marbles.
