we played ntn/buzztime last nite and i had souvlaki, fil had the fajitas and then when he finished eating he said I EAT YOUR FOOD NOW more or less and i thought it was funny how it was just decided that i was finished eating whether i actually was or not make sense? then we went to the karaoke pub and the tiniest chick with a proper english accent wearing a one piece black polka dotted dress RAPPED EMINEM’S LOSE YOURSELF it was BANANAS! she walked around with the cordless mic and screamed it at everyone i couldn’t fucking breathe cos someone hadn’t cracked a window to let some of the awesome out and THEN her younger brother gets up and sings weird al’s amish paradise i mean…why don’t you smash fifty beer steins on my motherfucking HEAD holy shit then i got up and did so whatcha want and when i finished these two wankstas were like THAT WAS AWESOME to each other and it pretty much MADE my entire LIFE.
