Gay Shoes
Hi Raymi
Hope this e-mail finds you well. I have a pair of those shoes you talked about last week. They make me gay when I wear them. In fact, I’m having sex with a man right now. My wife is watching but she knows I’m helpless cuz of the shoes. Totally gay. And so comfortable!
They are big in Texas, the men that is!! As soon as I take them off I’m a flaming heterosexual again. So… David Sedaris will be in BC soon. I am going to try to get him to your city next year. I’m also working with Jello Biafra. He has a new spoken word album coming out and I’m looking for some dates in Texas and Nashville. BTW, good job going off the zoloft and related. At the end of the day it turns out no one really needs that shit.
Best,
