i like how opening a new package of toilet paper makes you feel like anything is possible in fact i get that feeling everytime i open something new like, a box of crackers or something i derno, nice. but mostly with t.p. and i’m not being all double entendre here like ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE/I AM GOING TO HAVE THE BEST BOWEL MOVEMENT EVER i mean it makes me feel all romantic new beginnings type stuff.
oh just go away.
