THINGS I LIKED, USE TO LIKE, NO LONGER LIKE, NEVER FUCKING LIKED of the week:

- red hot chili peppers, the band. hi every song sounds the same who are you green day? when you sing all i hear is berrruLLLL blerrr brulll tongue rolling gayness and wank chicka wikka clicka wikka wikka crap you peaked at that roller coaster song you can’t top it so stop.

- wine gums. hello? where’s the wine? where’s the gum? you come in a tiny-ass package so that if opened in the presence of two other people you are gone in ten seconds, you are guilt-candy, where people feel obligated to eat you because you’ve been around forever and the queen is all about you and you taste like I AM SIXTY YEARS OLD. fuck off.

- silly putty. newflash YOU ARE NOT A MIRROR STOP MAKING BACKWARDS IMPRINTS OF STUFF I DON’T EVEN LIKE FAMILY CIRCUS NOT-BACKWARDS WHY DO I WANT TO LOOK AT IT AGAIN WITH BACKWARDS LETTERS?

- people who suck at tic-tac-toe. seriously dude, you suck. and now i think you are more stupid than before how do you like that? i’m putting my X in any of the corners and you’re going to take the middle AGAIN cos you think the outcome will be different? IT WON’T! you’re a) going to fuck yourself over or b) make it a cat’s game and fuck us both over for the next five minutes LIKE IT’S FUN – IT’S NOT so lets play SOS instead.

- guitar feedback. hi are you cool or pleasing to the ears? oh wait i know! the person who is making you is entertaining THEMSELF ONLY and it is all very clever and hysterical to ONE person, wicked. hey guess what, i am not going to pay to see your next show asshole bye!

- windchimes. for reals, i am going to strangle you then i am going to tangle you! what are you a marionette? no? THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT!