fil is a girl, he really likes canada’s next top model, so do i. we like it better than america’s version cos the girls are ecclectic beauties not carbon copies of each other, they’re REAL. i have a feeling that that beyonce girl and the one with zits on her chin discover a vibrator in that skinny one’s suitcase, based on the preview. i can’t wait to find out tonite. anyone who leaves comments saying the canadian girls are ugly you will be 1. banned 2. told the fuck off.

i hope sisi wins cos she’s retarded and talks the best secret shit about everyone and her left eye is preactically on her forehead and i wish she was my friend. i thought i saw the zit chin one in the back of a cab the other day while fil and i were going to get booze and i told fil and he went UUUUUUAAAAAAGH!! and practically broke his neck trying to see but the cab was already gone. i am in a good mood today i feel like there might be a wine success story on the horizon as in i will drink wine and toast myself to my good mood and well, yeah. i came up with WINE SUCCESS when i was taking a crap and ideas on the toilet no matter what they may be always seem to be really good ones.