last nite we went out for drinks with the sharpmaster and played quiz drinking games and we couldn’t figure out who the waiter hated more me or sharpie and finally now fil gets how fucking insane and bored i feel when i have to listen to him and samir talk ha!

on the way back i lightly shoved fil into a hydro box then he threw me into some garbage bags then i shoved him into the street then he took my chips and ate them all then i shoved him into something else and ran for the door of the building but he grabbed me and dragged me to the lawn and tore out grass and shoved it in my face and hair then he gets up and i slink up behind him and put my right hand into the flower planter when his back is turned and then at the last second before he opens the door i throw a huge clod of dirt and it explodes on him all over and i fucking run like hell to the back entrance but he got me and shoved my face into the grass more and put dirt in my hair then we got up and went up the stairs and he puts my jacket into cid’s litter box and whips me with my own fucking pants.

there’s still grass all over the bathroom floor i am so fucking not cleaning it up.

i had to explain to fil that i am not as strong as he is and if i jokingly tap him or playfully wrestle him it doesn’t mean he has to turn into bionic schizo i will fight to the death match etc etc and he is like oh, right.

sleepy kitten