lise and i went to the something pantry to eat lunch and i walked in on this fat woman wiping her ass in the bathroom hey lady LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR! then she spent ten minutes in there and i wanted to die. she comes out and spends ten minutes reading everything on the bulletin board right near me. i should have yelled out SORRY just to rub it in a little more. this was just before getting our food i’m lucky i didn’t see any bits. ok my stomache just flipflopped i can’t stop picturing her.
she also was eating a piece of cake by herself when we got there then she took a half hour dump in the one toilet available for the ladies so i took a pee in the men’s which smelled like a hot urine sauna.
then i ate a zuccini pancake and the girl behind lise said she wasn’t really into sauces, “I’m not a SAUCE PERSON.”
i met ladyinpublic yesterday. she’s a babe and so are her friends and i am like a hundred feet taller than them.
