Johnny mo says:
oh man
Johnny mo says:
well this may seem tame to your standards but hey this is me were talking about here
Johnny mo says:
got off work around midnite and ended up going out to see this internet chick.. man i had no idea what i was in for
Johnny mo says:
one of those super nerdy types that went to a gifted school.. by far the most inceredibly awkward nerdy person i have ever met… she spent most of the nite quoting the simpsons and talking about her cats
Johnny mo says:
spitting on me with every silable
Johnny mo says:
sylable
Johnny mo says:
whatever it sounded like a job for beer
raymi says:
oh my god
raymi says:
does she have a blog
raymi says:
then what happened
Johnny mo says:
oh god no.. that is to social were talking recluse skitzo here
Johnny mo says:
so i drank my drink and moved on with the evening.. decided you know what will make this non stop babbling stop for at least a second.. a movie.. you wanna watch a movie.. sure you do
Johnny mo says:
so i bring her to my usual classy porn shop
raymi says:
haha
Johnny mo says:
they have non porn movies too but you have to dig a bit in the back.. we ended up renting underworld 2 which has a signifigant amount of gratutious sex for vampire movie
raymi says:
if u rent a movie thats nonstop talking if u go to one then she is forced to watch it
Johnny mo says:
went back to my place.. which was a bad idea.. considering its byotp.
Johnny mo says:
yeah duely noted so anyways i ended up waking up my roomates girlfriend. because she sleeps in the living room and this girl was the loudes most obnoxious girl ive ever seen.. its almost as if she was on dxm all the time
raymi says:
did u tell her to shut up
Johnny mo says:
but i was clever .. i took a number of twists turns and various detours to get to my place so that she may never find it again..im sure she must have thought i was kidnapping her.. but i cared little i was horney and buzzed
Johnny mo says:
yes i told her .. didnt matter
Johnny mo says:
in the car i slowly turned up the volume and continued to nod my head and smile
raymi says:
did u bang her
Johnny mo says:
so after minutes in the door i realise what a horrible mistake i made bringing her to my home.. so i suggested we high tail it back to her place
Johnny mo says:
where i discovered her mom in a robe and a round of 20 questions
Johnny mo says:
joy
raymi says:
OH MY GOD
Johnny mo says:
so finally we get to watch the movie on a matress in the living room as i am kicking cats right and center
raymi says:
did u have booze
Johnny mo says:
i was already pretty wasted
Johnny mo says:
not too much not to drive but enough to losten my judgement and my dignity
raymi says:
can i put this on my blog
Johnny mo says:
so finally the lights go off she shuts up my hands do the rest of the work and bang im over my ex
raymi says:
wow
Johnny mo says:
i dont care what you do with it
raymi says:
how old is she
Johnny mo says:
20 or so
raymi says:
is she hot
Johnny mo says:
she has like 2 bachelors or something
Johnny mo says:
hot.. moderately .. but for alberta i suppose shes alright
raymi says:
can u tell me any specific annoying/crazy things she said
Johnny mo says:
anyways as i lye there in my drunken sex soaked sleep at about 4 am a cat jumps down from the celing and lands square on my crotch.. as i awake in blinding pain and a voice that screams why.. i turn to my right grab my pants and run like hell
Johnny mo says:
oh god
Johnny mo says:
i dont remember. i wasnt really listening .. something about how she stabbed herself in the hand when her boyfriend broke up with her
Johnny mo says:
um what else .. actully you remember that movie saving silverman
raymi says:
yes
Johnny mo says:
you remember the football coach
raymi says:
yes
Johnny mo says:
at one point he asks for tp.. oh thats ok ill just make due..
Johnny mo says:
well that was pretty much her reaction to a tee
raymi says:
oh nice
raymi says:
well her stabbing her hand is a red flag dude
Johnny mo says:
yeah i figued that.. i also checked the towels when i got home this morning
Johnny mo says:
funny as im telling you this story dell is calling me offering me a job
raymi says:
thats wicked
raymi says:
so are u gonna see her again
Johnny mo says:
well in my haste i forgot the movie so i suppose so
Johnny mo says:
round two. this time i bring a cup
raymi says:
this time hang out somewhere with loud music and not her bathrobe mom
Johnny mo says:
ill keep that in mind..
Johnny mo says:
and if you do use this on you blog.. for all those lonely people out there.. internet daing is no lauging matter people die every day.. dont be a fool stick to normal dating.!!
