fil pointed out yesterday that i have a hairy ass, as in, butt crack. feh.
i forgot to tell you about the woman who tried to bud in front of me for a change room at h&m and how i snapified NO YOU CAN’T DO THAT SORRY THOSE ARE THE RULES.
then i said to the changeroom girl that i was “just about to snap there” as she was seeing me to my room. then i spent 20 minutes trying on ten items when the chick who wanted to bud only had a pair of pants.
she had already been in the dressing room but left to get another size of pants but put all her clothes on and vacated a room therefore her room is null and void. i’m sure one of you suckers would have let her use it NOT ME DUDE.
if someone says bla bla bla don’t you want good karma bla bla i will kill you by way of kicking a hacky sack into your dirty hippie face.
