i am fully awake.

i am going to go on a juice-tour today because there are ten different juices and i am going to make them all and drink them all until i sweat juice.

we went out for drinks to our local and i got ripped and sang come together and do you want to (franz) and i was totally rocking out to the five people watching and when i was singing come together i screamed at these yuppie guys to shut the fuck up I’M SINGING RIGHT NOW BLEEEARGH! and right before my song started the karaoke guy said that i was psycho and i said I AM NOT PSYCHO but then i screamed at those yuppies so i am like oh ok i guess i am a little bit.

i finished jPod. it kind of makes me angry at coupland how he makes himself out to be an asshole in it and all smarmy i dunno, probably the reaction he was hoping for but it kind of reminds me of those girls who wear shirts with BITCH written on them or BABY or SPOILED etc – here is a word i want to be associated with and i want you to know that i know that you know that i am a bitch and to avoid any and all confusion here look at my shirt.

ugh.