for the past month my tits have been gigantic so much so it’s like excuse me why aren’t you guys discussing the size of my breasts? RUUUUDE!
i was ripped off 60 bucks at the atm at college and manning, the BMO don’t use the one closest to the entrance it is a stealer, i mean it. fil’s mom is helping me with a shared cash investigation because she is a detective, well, works at my bank. exciting.
fil made jerk pork last nite it’s so hot you can see through time.
i feel smarmy eccentric like if i don’t change my outfit right now i will go into a shame spiral.
i read somewhere that when females menstruate they dress sexier and i forget all the reasons why but i agree with it 100 per cent cos i always try and dress slutty when i am perioding cos i figure i’m bloated and 3/4 suicidal i have to do something to fix it oh i know, HOT PANTS!
