noel and samir both have the week off and have been calling me for once. noel has been leaving 5 minute long messages about what breakfast he is going to eat and all the errands he has to run, the last one i listened to, when i went back to sleep, made me dream of him telling me that there was going to be very dangerous hail like a 3 or 4 out of 5 and he was in a cafe in hamilton playing checkers and got up to leave but then realised it was hailing golfballs, thanks noel.
samir’s messages on the other hand are made to fuck with my emotions by him saying OK I WILL FONE FIL NOW cos they’re friends too (friend stealer).
i wonder how i could get noel’s messages recorded and up here if anyone knows lemme know they’re worth hearing.
