dear friends

this is what cid does to earn all of those time-outs and don’t go retarded it’s not like i am locking him in a box or something.

when i walk across the room more than once he declares that this is “too much” and then snorts at me like a bull and lunges with his arms out to swipe at my legs and then bites my legs.

if he sees me walking around NOT FEEDING HIM or sitting at my computer also NOT FEEDING HIM then he jumps onto the table then onto the microwave then onto MY knick-knack shelf, not fil’s shrine to fil, not anywhere else, he specifically messes with MY SHIT and then when i get up to get him away he’ll jump off immediately. then he’ll jump up again ten minutes later and knock all my shit off and mess up everything and then i go over and he jumps down again. half an hour later he’ll do it again and then i’ll get him down and hug him then walk him to the bedroom and then he goes mental on me and tries to bite my face and swats at me and so i put him by the window and open it and then he races me out the door so i have to pick him up again and he knows this so he does another death dance face swipe bull snort until i can usher him in there without facial wounds.

this happens maybe ten times a day because he feels he is not receiving enough attention.

he’ll stretch out for you to rub his stomache all cute and then you do it and then he goes RAAAH RAAAAWH KILL KILL KILLLL DESTROY.

he totally has mental problems.

anyway.

and he HAS bit my face and head before and nearly got my eye and he’s made me bleed and he also bit my thigh and i have a scar.