i have sickly starvation stomache bloatedness.
i wish sit-ups weren’t so incredibly boring i might do some of them.
i wish i was in the kitchen right now making an espresso and taking anti-depressants and advil.
i wish i was three and a half years old so i could go hang with those kids in the park and tell them about the tv shows i enjoy i would like walk around and go beep beep beep HEY LETS PLAY GUNS pew pew pew pew pew!
i would wear the raddest outfits too and teach everyone to tie laces!
and then i would talk to the parents about decorating and lawn maintenance and they’ll be all OH GREAT RACHEL IT’S ONE OF THOSE OVER-PRIVILEGED ANNOYING SMART KIDS as i am showing them my gymnastics and jazz dancing capabilities.
I’M AWESOME!
