HOW TO BE THE NEXT RAYMI THE MINX

1. start out young, hang out with drug addicts, drink a lot and say stupid shit when you are fucked up and take some photos and then write about it in a simple witty way that makes at least YOU laugh

2. starve yourself ,whatever i don’t know – do something that makes you feel confident about your appearance. buy lots of clothes

3. Write a lot, constantly write and create and when you are not writing make up ideas in your head about what you will write next, observational humor. test it out on people around you like HEY MAN WHAT IS THAT YOU’RE HOLDING A YAM!? see, funny.

4. grow your hair long, if a girl

5. take fotos from up above your head, decide which side of your face is the strongest, pictures the next day of you with fucked up hair and make-up are nice to look at

6. rip the shit out of everyone especially people who deserve it ie. people who think they are models, crazies, nerds, ugly people, fat ugly people if they try and outcool you, people who correct your grammar, people older than you, people younger than you – pretty much everyone who isn’t you

7. write about your pet as if they posess human qualities and then type in caps saying AND THEN HE CHEWED ON A PLASTIC BAG FOR TEN MINUES STRAIGHT SO I POURED WATER IN HIS LITTER BOX i dunno

8. make friends with guys who run sites that get mad traffic and get them to link you and you link them, hype yourself up and don’t waste your time focusing on people who say negative shit or reject you, move on to the next person – the only person you can rely on to get you popular and famous is you so constantly network and tell people you meet/know in real life about your blog and then they spread the word, be funny and nice and arrogant

9. have comments, moderate them if necessary, talk to people if you desire

10. don’t be scared of putting yourself out there, if it doesn’t feel right, don’t do it

11. change the appearance of your blog once in awhile, make it easy to read and user-friendly, don’t make it so people have to click and click to read the rest of your post, if it’s not all there, chances are people aren’t going to see it – what are you a newspaper website? no, you are a person.

12. post at least 3 times daily.

13. write about mistakes you’ve made, embarassing moments, your significant other, old jobs you’ve had. post many pictures too

14. learn your camera well, do close-ups of obscure things, beautiful things, ugly things

15. get angry