today it is all about catch-up and this week is all about not drinking myself into outerspace. i am going to re-screen a screen because fil is a girl and i have 5 years of hardware and repair experience gee i wonder why i am part lesbo?
then we are going to mail off my painting that fil was suppose to take care of while i was away but didn’t and then i have to put all the dishes away that were also not taken care of while i was away and fil will rollerblade and i will longboard and fil will make comments the entire time about how much faster he is going than me and i will be saying YOU FUCKER THIS IS A LONGBOARD NOT ROCKET POWER ROLLERBLADES and little children will be afraid.
i will also most likely destroy several pairs of pants and turn them into shorts that i will end up never wearing and then they will go in the garbage. FUN.
the easter bunny is pretty much my best friend
