so we rented Clerks last nite so i could finally see it YES i never saw it before and now i have three words for you: BORING AS HELL. good thing lindsay lohan was on SNL bad thing pearl jam was the musical guest.
so clerks cult groupies before your heads explode yes i am aware that at the time it came out there was nothing out like it so i guess maybe it was refreshing but still maybe there was nothing out like it FOR A REASON. kevin smith why weren’t you able to make the characters in this movie have their own personalities? do you realise that a blue collar guy would never speak the way he was speaking? do you think that being silent in your crappy movie the entire time is an effective gimmick and worth carrying over into other films? ARE YOU A BIG FAT EGOMANIAC WHO WOULD SUCK YOUR OWN DICK IF YOU COULD BECAUSE YOU LOVE YOU SO MUCH?
i still like you, but…
this is too boring to complain about.
whew. we can still be friends. had you liked that movie i would have seriously been forced to re-evaluate our friendship.
no really. the fact that we agree about that douchehole kevin smith is very very good news.
i wonder how many comments i should leave.
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