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OH RAYMI
RAYMI THE MINX DOT BLOGSPOT DOT COM
YOU ARE THE BOMB
YOU ARE ‘DA BOMB
SO COOL EVERYONE READS YOU EVEN MY MOM
I WISH I COULD CARRY YOU AROUND IN MY PALM
OH WAIT I COULD IF I HAD A PALM PILOT WHICH I THINK ONLY NERDS AND CALCULUS MATHEMATICIANS OWN
IF I DID IT WOULD BE THE COLOR VIOLET BECAUSE IT RHYMES WITH PALM PILOT AND I WOULD SAY WHERE IS MY VIOLET PALM PILOT AND THEN WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT
RAYMI
YOU ARE PRETTY AND YOUR BLOG IS FUNNY
I MEAN I AM TALKING TO MYSELF SO I SHOULD SAY I AM VERY PRETTY SO I DON’T CONFUSE ANYBODY
AND THAT MY BLOG IS VERY FUNNY
I KNOW I WILL NEVER EVER RUN OUT OF JOKES
COS I GET ALL MY MATERIAL OFF FUNNY BLOKES
MAYBE I WILL GET THE NEW ALBUM BY THE STROKES
EVEN IF YOU WERE FULL OF POETRY AND MSN CONVERSATIONS YOU WOULD STILL BE POPULAR
MY UNDYING LOVE FOR YOU IS A MILLION TIMES BIGGER THAN SATURN
THE END
Raymi got a gun, Raymi got a gun, the whole world’s come undone…