my tits feel big today and kind of saggy and old. i am not saying that to be erotic. erotica is the gayest thing ever. his hands skillfully mastered their domain, my body, a playground of mystery, curves…hills… SHUT UP YOU SCRAGGILY-HAIRED HIPPIE YOU ARE GROSSING ME OUT!
words you are not allowed to say:
menses
lover
spooge
squishy
don’t you dare ask me why, i will BAN you from my comments.
anyway back to my tits. what the fuck? my friend melody told me they might grow some more, she said hers did when she turned 27. how funny would that be if like next week i had double d’s? gross.
has anyone guessed the theme of my blog this week yet?
