maybe i will become bulimic. or anorexic. don’t worry i won’t, i like thinking about it though. i’m so stupid i should’ve been anorexic over winter cos i can subway and cab everywhere and now have to walk. me and fil ate at victory for lunch on saturday and i said ok maybe i will go make myself puke after this and he got angry cos i was talking in this THIS IS NOT A BIG DEAL kind of fashion like if someone was talking about being molested like they are doing laundry you want to punch them?

anyway i am not good at commiting myself to anything that would take pleasure away from my daily life so whatever.

i also have zero advice for bulimics and anorexics so don’t give me sob story comments because 1. i don’t care 2. hearing about that is boring 3. girls who are not fat who think they are make me want to hurt them 4. i have my own problems

wow i thought my mean bitchy attitude went away, maybe not.

ok so i am suppose to add more people to the annoying list:

germans, that’s all i can remember. they are annoying cos they are very black and white and get super pissed off very easily, not unlike me but at least i see the in-between, they’re just all NO NO NO and that is that so i am like OK THEN and i key their cars. everyone who got all angry about my list just shut up, i don’t hate any of them i just think they are annoying. you mean to tell me feminists aren’t annoying? tell me one non-annoying thing about feminists and i will get you a life-time supply of oranges.

people with dreadlocks are very annoying. the entire 1990’s: annoying. any and everything having to do with poetry, annoying. slam-poetry? come on there’s nothing more embarassing then someone sticking it to you in a rhyme, like what are you singing? if you want to rhyme out loud you could at least rap it or sing, what’s this talking rhyming shit? are you dr. seuss? wow so amazing you rhymed at me, ooooh.

THE BACK OF HER CRACK WAS A SHACK KRACK A LACK DADDY MACK SHORT STACK HEART ATTACK TO THE KNACK…

wow so very deep i’m like really contemplating stuff now, totally changed my perspective and shit lets go drink some chai and give each other back massages on the floor cross-legged…..zzzzz…..