i eat trees
trees with fleas
if you want some too
you will have to say please
i can make a toothpick
i cut down a tree
and trim it and sand it
until it is very very small
for some reason
the cat likes to sit on the microwave
it’s like his hangout spot
when he is there he is saying basically
hey, i am hanging out
i can go a long time without talking to anybody
and then i go to buy stamps or something
and they are like hey
i am like wow you just blew my mind
