me: i am a fag killer now
Phil: whuh?
me: all fags should be burning
im kidding
Phil: what r u talking about
me: IM KIDDING
Phil: but i have no idea what you’re talking about
oh
me: it doesnt matter cos i am kidding
dont you know how to read words
Phil: you mean cuz of that gay guy who was being inappropriate
me: YES
EXPLOSION
holy retard
this girl yesterday told me she was all PC about people using the r word
i say what is the r word
and she says retard
i say how about spastic?
then i asked if it was because she has a retarded brother or something
then she showed me a burn she had on her hip cos she spilled hot coffee on herself, fucking gross, no, fucking RETARDED
