today i felt like crap and now my eyes are stinging cos fil is chopping onions. when we’re hungover we usually make a big elaborate homemade meal and eat a lot of cheese and drink beer. maybe i can convince the out of towners to watch me karaoke tonite but half of me is like nah i need to take it easy. samir was waaaasted last nite and so was pierre and me too and claire i had to kneel with her on the bathroom floor, that was so rockstar, she came from upstate new york also and getting her into a cab and being all uh what is your hotel name and she named a hotel i have never fucking heard of so i was doing the she is wasted symbol to the driver with one hand to my mouth like i am drinking an invisible beer the thing is I was completely incoherent myself and i have no idea why andy’s thought i would be more in control and responsible for claire, anyway, she got in alright i suppose.

i am too lazy to link these people.

i hope saturday nite live tonite is a good one if we stay in to watch it.

fil has this gay rubber chicken thing that has a tootsie pop stuck in its ass and i think it spins around, anyway, i told him to make some sort of quiz/contest for you guys to compete for it.