fil’s cat is being off the wall right now. he’s darting around the condo at lightning super sonic speed and scream meowing like WHAT THE FUCK IS CHASING YOU DUDE!? he looked at me and scream meowed questioningly and i said THE ANSWER IS FUCKING NO and now he is in the bedroom eating his tail with the door closed.

cid performs his patented quadruple tuck jump dive flawlessly

i feel bad for cats who go mental ten times a day cos i have been there myself and they think you are their enemy i dunno, cats are retarded. i’m not going to begin to analyze them. all i know is thay are smarter than dogs but sometimes i’m not so sure. they’re pretty much just bigger versions of rats or smaller versions of lions. imagine if one day you woke up and your cat was ten time the size it was before going to bed and your head was in its mouth. i would defacate down my leg.

especially if it were cid. i would be dead inside 3 seconds, one look at me and whoosh with his right paw and my neck would snap. oh nice one cid after all the things i’ve done for you thanks man no that’s totally cool that you are tearing apart my entire wardrobe and pissing on everything, no problemo. oh my christening gown that’s been passed down generataion to generation oh and my baby shoes, TOO CUTE CID, go for it!