tomorrow i am having my lip piercing changed to a little silver ball.

i just walked to the liquor store ALL BY MYSELF and it was very very cold and i didn’t get carded because i wasn’t wearing mascara so i look haggard and tired which equals old. also i chatted up the cashier about wine. the fact that i went to a female cashier showed bravery. she mentioned some brand of wine i never heard of and i said yep yep i’ve tried it so maybe she made it up to test me and now she is talking smack about me to her co-workers like ha ha that girl said she’s tried the carburator merlot for 7.95. my hearing is bad so i kept having to lean in to hear what the fuck she was saying.

i am too pathetic for this world.

i also bent down to tie my shoe and it was very hard to get back up again because of my intense one hour work-out from last nite and so i’m in this semi-crouch position and pretending i’m looking at wine on the lowest shelf and this old guy wheels his cart into my aisle behind me and i turn slowly still crouching, look up at him and say uhhhh, i worked out last nite, and he just wheeled right on by me.

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE THIS IS THE FIRST VERBAL EXCHANGE I HAVE EXPERIENCED ALL DAY AND I MADE AN EFFORT AND YOU JUST WEEBLE WOBBLE PAST ME WITH YOUR BEARD AND YOUR BEIGE WINTER HOODED JACKET AND GLASSES RAAAAAAAAAAAWR!

ok new rule i have to eat something before going outdoors otherwise people will be set on fire with my mind and their heads will explode off their necks up into the air when i walk by them.