my eyes look photo-shopped with demons in the middle, it’s just the reflection of the ceiling light. we rented ringers: lord of the fans last nite but didn’t watch it because fil was drunk and decided that he was blind for an hour and it was irritating but cute so we went to get some drunk food and i had to help dress him and walk him there and i was like OK THAT’S ENOUGH and he would say things like WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO A BLIND PERSON cos i tried to make him fall down the stairs.

he chased me around the condo with his eyes closed and it was creepy like nite of the living dead styles.

so i bought him a can of ham and pea soup and he wouldn’t carry the bag of other stuff so he threw it on the ground, i picked it up and took out the can and left it there on the sidewalk and walked away and fil followed leaving the can behind us, we were seeing who would crack first, cos i had paid for it i felt extra stressed over it. once we got half a block to our building i said are you gonna get it and he said nah i don’t care then i said OK FIL I AM GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND!!! so he ran and fetched it.

i put my concealer on fil’s nipples

lean on me was on ytv so we watched that and flicked back and forth from saturday nite live. then fil passed out and i stayed up til 3am watching the pamela anderson roast, fucking hilarious. the dvd comes out feb. 14 i think i want to buy it.

here is fil being blind in his i-am-blind-and-these-are-the-clothes-i-picked-out outfit