i was walking across the room to go to the kitchen for some scissors to cut my new striped sweater into a cardigan (which wasn’t the best idea oh well) and cid came out of nowhere and threw himself at my legs to make me trip but it didn’t work so he tried to attack me but i was too quick for him then he scream-meowed at me and i bent over and said to his face EL CID? MORE LIKE EL TWAT. FEED YOUR FUCKING SELF IF YOU’RE SO HUNGRY YOU ASSHOLE. DO THAT AGAIN AND YOUR NEW HOME IS IN THE PARK.
ok i didn’t really say that but i thought it.
anyway i am trying to remember what i wore to the dentist the last time i went for some reason it is important for me to impress my dentist despite him wearing a fuckin’ hawaiian shirt last time.
