
i have to go to the dentist again for the other side of my mouth and to have my front tooth shaved. is that going to hurt? like hey man after you’re done working on those ten other cavity-ridden teeth could you file down this tooth over here? fuck. last time i had the gas for the first time and i pretty much had five mini-anxiety attacks cos it feels like you smoked a j and i was listening to john mayer and he was singing about some girl who disappeared i dunno and i thought it was a hidden message for me what with the gas and a fucking drill in my mouth so i stopped inhaling and the feeling went away.
the moral of the story is to NOT listen to john mayer when you are stoned because he has satanic messages in his songs.





