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last nite i dreamt i did the nasty with johnny knoxville and he somehow was a publicist for kurt cobain and then i was with lindsay lohann and my mum picked us up at my elementary school so we went to see a movie with my dad and my mum and dad were fighting in front of lindsay lohann and i said YOU GUYS DON’T YOU KNOW HER DAD IS IN JAIL!?

very awesome moment.

then lindsay said she would go out with me for halloween and i could be a celebrity and she would be a civillian and i was like WORD!

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